I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
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Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
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I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.