I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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