So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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