My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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