You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
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This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
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pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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