I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
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Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
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