I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
