Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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