69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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