i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
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