I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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