Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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