This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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