what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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