It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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