David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
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I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
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No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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