false alarm. still invincible.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
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My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
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the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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