You're a womanizer and a bitch.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
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Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
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Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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