if you like me you must not know who I am
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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