I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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