He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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