i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
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The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
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It is literally 8 in the morning.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
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How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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