she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
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You. Win. At. Life.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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