gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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