ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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