I should be sponsored by Trojan
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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