ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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