when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
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It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
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He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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