babies were throwing up all over the place
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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