I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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