They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
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What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
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At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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