Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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