Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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