i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Duck Duck Cougar?
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
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Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
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Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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