that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
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so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
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he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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