For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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