I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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