If that was your dad, he is hot
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
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What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
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I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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