Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
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We got so high we made milksteak
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
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Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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