you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
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You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
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It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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