operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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