Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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