I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
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I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
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I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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