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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
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you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
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Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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