We're facebook friends in real life
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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