You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
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is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
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OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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