i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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