I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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