"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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