Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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