On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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